alex catchall

[diluvian]

the best satan to ever exist

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[camena]

[ well. she does! ]

Why? You gonna do the—the thing? The kabedon thing? [ joking. look, she learned a new word. it doesn't even apply here though. ]

[diluvian]

You were taught something. There isn't even a wall.

[ well, there is the statue? the monument. ]

Don't ask, if you don't expect.

[ have fun getting kabedoned by two big penguin parka sleeves against this monument, alex. ]

[camena]

[ SHE WAS JOKING i don't know why she walks so calmly into situations that will for sure fluster her every time, but here we are again. ]

H-haha... You got me...

[diluvian]

Hm? Did I? I could do more than this.

[ here we are again. ]

[camena]

But, like—why? Just to mess with me? I don't... get it.

[diluvian]

[ there's a beat of silence. ]

Do you think I care enough to mess with everyone, Alex?

[camena]

... I had thought so, but that question has me thinking nnnnno?

[diluvian]

[ she lowers her arms. ]

I tell people to go away. Not come closer.

[camena]

But do you want them to come closer anyway?

Everyone here is nice, you know.

[diluvian]

No and no. I don't agree.

[ she is tsun, but she's selective. people have to jump through some hoops. ]

[camena]

Who do you not get along with?

I could give them a stern talking to. [ that's a joke ]

[diluvian]

[ that gets her to smile a little. ]

Oh, you will, will you? I'd let you have the honor of being my bodyguard.

[camena]

Hey, I'm only good at scolding. I wouldn't trust me in a fight.

[diluvian]

Oh, don't worry. That's mostly what bodyguards do. Tell people to stand back and not bother their charges. You can do that much, can't you?

[camena]

I do think people would be more intimidated by you than me. But sure. I volunteered.

[diluvian]

Congratulations. You're my bodyguard now.

[camena]

Do I get paid?

[diluvian]

It depends on your price, but I'll be professional and fair.

[camena]

One dollar for every time I stop someone from bothering you.

[diluvian]

[ Hmm.... ]

Fair enough. We'll see if anyone tries to earn you money.

[camena]

I'll put it towards a discount if we need to do an injury check.

[diluvian]

Oh? That's smart of you. You get a passing mark.

[ she really does sound impressed here. ]

[camena]

I didn't realize I was being graded.

[diluvian]

Every week, we are with how much money we receive.

[camena]

By you, I mean.