alex catchall

[diluvian]

the best satan to ever exist

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[camena]

[ HLEP?? ]

Yeah, like, I'm pretty good at competitions. Table tennis. You know.

[diluvian]

[ she closes the distance a little more. ]

Learning about me and understanding me is a different kind of challenge, Alex. Are you sure you're ready for it?

[camena]

[ if she ignores this it's not happening?? this is fine. this is normal???? ]

Well. I can learn about you first and then work on the understanding part. One after the other.

[diluvian]

[ alex can try her best to ignore it. she can do her best. ]

Well, you and anyone else who stayed to watch me kill Yang Guifei saw a glimpse of what I'm like. Did you understand any of that?

[camena]

No.

But, like, you two are from a completely different world than me. With mages and magic and summoning and—things that can end the world apparently.

[diluvian]

Yang Guifei used to be very, very human with no magic in sight. I'm the outlier.

[camena]

... So that means it could be extra hard to understand, I guess?

[diluvian]

Good luck. You'll need it.

[camena]

I'll do the best I can, and that's all anyone can ask for.

[diluvian]

You sound so confident saying that. What if I ask for more?

[camena]

Then I'll... consider it, depending on what you want? It's not like I can just say "sure, anything," but I'd at least hear you out.

[diluvian]

[ they are close enough for this now because alex tried to ignore and didn't back away, but lambda reaches up with both her sleeves (i typed sleeps first) to very, very lightly cup alex's face.

reiterates it's with her big penguin sleeves so it's a little ridiculous. ]

That'll do.

[camena]

[ why is this happening to her, she wonders, doing nothing to stop it ]

Uhh. Good. [ awkward, nervous laughter?? HELP SHE ALREADY HAD COUNT D INTIMATELY CUP HER FACE TODAY ]

[diluvian]

[ two nickels, etc.

lambda backs away after a couple seconds. ]

If you can't handle that much, you'll be in for a world of trouble, Alex.

[camena]

What? Who says I can't handle it?

[ why is she defensive. why is she defensive when she clearly couldn't handle it. ]

[diluvian]

[ instead of responding with words, lambda closes the distance between them again, much more swiftly than she did earlier.

she sweeps in so close so there's barely room to fit an arm between them, but she doesn't touch alex. ]

[camena]

[ alex is a normie and has boundaries so she flinches a little ]

[diluvian]

Work hard, defensive Miss Alex.

[camena]

[ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

I will.

[diluvian]

[ lambda still isn't giving alex her personal space back. ]

There is so much more you'll have to handle.

[camena]

I'll manage. I've gotten through everything else so far.

[ she is barely hanging on by a thread but it's FINE ]

[diluvian]

[ she drapes her arms over alex's shoulders. ]

[camena]

[ uhhhhhh ]

What, uh... Whatcha doin?

[diluvian]

[ she leans in even closer. ]

What do you think?

[camena]

Messing with me to make me uncomfortable.