catchall for lee rang

[diluvian]

what kind of kdrama guy is he

is he a second lead

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week 0, saturday

[diluvian]

[ (spins a wheel) they are in mcdonald's for some reason. does lee rang need to eat human food? is he human or is he gumiho? let's find out.

lambda doesn't need to eat, but that doesn't mean she can't. she's looking over the menu. ]

What? I thought this place had salads. Did they get rid of them?

[foxicide]

[hee hee excited to exchange very stupid lore with u ara. rang also includes the menu and frowns when he realizes there is no bulgogi version,]

What's the point? They'd just be as tasteless as these burgers.

[who eats big macs... damn. he orders one anyway ig]

[diluvian]

[ SOUTH KOREA MCD HAS BULGOLGI??? WHY DOES THE HOME COUNTRY FOR MICKEY D'S SUCK SO MUCH IN COMPARISON TO EVERY OTHER COUNTRY damn ]

You have a point. I'll pass.

[ she looks pointedly, as pointedly as she can behind shades, if he orders something. ]

[foxicide]

[I KNOW HELP I WANT A BULGOGI BURGER SO BAD

wow he can feel the vibe from behind those shades as he orders his very adult big mac... which he starts peeling apart.]

There's a cat around here somewhere.

[feeding this to a cat would be a punishment]

[diluvian]

[ :face_holding_back_tears: i'd take any bulgogi at all

she watches him do that. ]

Do you hate that cat?

[foxicide]

[he laughs at that]

I like him better than the policeman he belongs to.

[rang hasn't even met the policeman and his rippling biceps yet]

[diluvian]

My, we have a criminal in our midst.

[ she doesn't sound like she minds at all. ]

[foxicide]

[he puts a mock offended hand over his heart]

Can't I be a law-abiding citizen and still hate the law?

[diluvian]

[ yaywon, this time stamp

it's hard to look barely amused behind sunglasses, but that's what lambda is. ]

Sure, if you're boring. Are you boring?

[foxicide]

[looks away sweatily

but rang shoots lambda a smile that could maybe look a little unhinged under different mcdonalds' lights,]

I try to be. [rang says, dissembling the burger like yining would a pumpkin pie] Don't I seem pretty normal?

[diluvian]

[ like can recognize like enough, but she's unhinged in a different way. ]

As normal as a predator passing up its prey.

[foxicide]

[he laughs -- a little abrupt, as if startled]

Maybe the predator just has high standards.

[diluvian]

That only works if the predator is full and satiated and has the prerogative of choice.

[foxicide]

Lucky for me then, that I've got so many options.

[he says.... dryly..... as he looks back at the mcdonalds menu.....]

[diluvian]

[ just as dryly: ]

Yes, the options that you seem so willing to eat.

[foxicide]

[he raises his shoulders into a shrug]

I'm no stranger to scraping the barrel... Also, I'm not really into human livers anymore.

[diluvian]

Human livers?

[ her eyebrows rise but it's questionable whether or not they rise about her sunglasses. she goes through her mythology knowledge. ]

Gumiho?

[foxicide]

[lambda and her sunglasses are so cute...

it's Rang's turn for his eyebrows to rise, turning from the menu to look at her properly -- maybe for the first time since the conversation's started.]

...You're the first person to guess. [literally the first person to guess and also to guess correctly,] Everyone else who's asked had to be told.

week 0, monday

[foxicide]

[Rang is looking at Lambda at wherever they are. I will assert top behavior and say that they're at the selfie store.]

Do you ever take the shades off?

[you're about to tell me that lambda isn't wearing sunglasses]

[diluvian]

[ about? above* chugs more caffeine at 5:30pm

she would be more insulted and offended that he hasn't looked at her properly, but he can live today. ]

Knowing your mythology is important. It can save or end lives.

[diluvian]

[ they can be anywhere you want. lambda is looking at everything in this selfie store with a little bit of disdain behind her sunglasses that she is in fact wearing. ]

A top star has to hide some things from the paparazzi.

[ there are no paparazzi here. ]

[foxicide]

[I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

he tilts his head, not out of incomprehension, but because, yet again, he hadn't expected this reply,]

Humans who know the stories die just as quickly as the ones who don't. Sometimes even faster.

[foxicide]

Things like just your face?

[this new information about the paparazzi and the fact that they are at the selfie store makes him smile.

he picks up one of those insta picture frames. it has a penguin on it.]

[diluvian]

What do I care about humans?

[ they're not her responsibility. ]

[diluvian]

It's better to maintain a distance on principle.

[ she's not stupid. it's the consideration she give to her fans who pay exorbitant prices to see her perform (without her sunglasses on).

she's not here to take any selfies. it's dumb not to check out what's available. ]