[ he will walk with her, sure. seems kind of nice actually. ]
I think I’m going to worry about it some still. [ because he very much thinks. simon is going to double-murder him. ] ... But I actually wanted to ask your opinion about that.
There’s an argument to be made that maybe I should claim responsibility. If not for your murder, I wouldn’t—- take that story from you, necessarily. But the aspects of it that ended up framing Simon.
I think I’m going to worry about it some still. [ because he very much thinks. simon is going to double-murder him. ] ... But I actually wanted to ask your opinion about that.
There’s an argument to be made that maybe I should claim responsibility. If not for your murder, I wouldn’t—- take that story from you, necessarily. But the aspects of it that ended up framing Simon.
How much hindering can he really do, to be honest. He’s already been killed.
[ he kinda thought she might get what he was going for here though, yeah. ]
Dying isn’t my favorite weekend activity, but I’ll persevere. I ought to be getting used to it by now.
[ he kinda thought she might get what he was going for here though, yeah. ]
Dying isn’t my favorite weekend activity, but I’ll persevere. I ought to be getting used to it by now.
I know it isn’t, but I think the alternative is a nervous breakdown that I really can’t afford right now.
[ this is so funny that the line that basically everyone seems to agree is that simon is allowed to violently murder him one time for even stevens and then it crosses the line into Uncool.
He still blanches a little at the thought of being murdered even once, but yeah. he has to accept that seems fair. ]
But okay. [ ... ] It’s funny how we’ve all got something of a rapport here, no matter how we ended up in this place. This place being dead.
[ this is so funny that the line that basically everyone seems to agree is that simon is allowed to violently murder him one time for even stevens and then it crosses the line into Uncool.
He still blanches a little at the thought of being murdered even once, but yeah. he has to accept that seems fair. ]
But okay. [ ... ] It’s funny how we’ve all got something of a rapport here, no matter how we ended up in this place. This place being dead.
If that’s the case, I have about 24 hours to get through it. So maybe I will still schedule it for a later date.
[ he’s glad that he’s higher on the opinion chart than simon, even if that is a pretty low bar. ]
I won’t argue otherwise, but I do think we’re in an all or nothing scenario at this point. [ theres a really long pause. ]
Oh.
Dancing.
[ he’s glad that he’s higher on the opinion chart than simon, even if that is a pretty low bar. ]
I won’t argue otherwise, but I do think we’re in an all or nothing scenario at this point. [ theres a really long pause. ]
Oh.
Dancing.
[ SHE DID. anyway I guess I could roll for this but you know what it’s a dance not trying to kill a giant bad vibes whale I will not invoke Gerard’s Terrible Curse and potentially ruin this nice moment. He managed to do a perfect waltz with a little kitty cat once, I think he can do this one.
But for real he does like a perfect waltz. ]
But for real he does like a perfect waltz. ]
[ that’s pretty cute lambda. also he desperately needs this cheat code okay he has no other talents. this is his one thing. being a nice fairytale prince only provides you with a certain skillset and then you ruin a lot of those good points by going on a murder spree.
he will stop and politely bow when he’s done. ]
See?
he will stop and politely bow when he’s done. ]
See?

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