vash catchall

[diluvian]

hei in their true vash form

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week 0, monday

[diluvian]

[ lambda is on her way out of the selfie studio, when she looks over and sees vash posing sharks.

she has half the mind to just leave him to it because if he wants to be odd, he can be, but... ]

If you want one more shark, you can ask Setsu.

[piteous]

[ He passes her a wave even if she considered walking him by. ]

Are you trying to say Setsu is a shark?

[ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ]

[diluvian]

[ she could kick him for that alone. ]

Is your brain there to rot? They could give you another stuffed shark, if it hasn't been abandoned.

[piteous]

Hey, I could take as many sharks from the IKEA—[ Wait. ]

Abandoning one is too sad...

[diluvian]

Every one you didn't take has been abandoned

[ do not steal every blahaj. ]

[piteous]

Is that how it works? I thought IKEA is more of their home.

[ i do not think they would let me steal all of them ]

[diluvian]

They're there to be sold, to be taken to a new home. If they aren't, they are left to be forgotten.

[ is that the only thing stopping you ]

[piteous]

... Would you call yourself a pessimist or a realist...

[ He has to know. ]

[diluvian]

A perfectionist.

[ lmao ]

[piteous]

That wasn't even one of the choices.

[ SHE'S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS ]

[diluvian]

I didn't like your choices.

[ DON'T USE THAT ON HER. SHE'LL AGREE IN THE WORST WAY. ]

[piteous]

I'm still left here confused, but I guess less confused than before.

[ NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS ]

You're Lambda, right? I know Ego there means something else, but it may as well have double meaning here.

[diluvian]

That's my name. [ one of many. ] You can be brave and say that louder. I don't see a problem with having confidence.

[piteous]

... You wouldn't hit me?

[ Trick question. ]

[diluvian]

If I wanted to, I would have already.

[ trick answer. ]

[piteous]

Mind if I call you Miss Ego, then?

[ BET? ]

[diluvian]

[ that does ruffle her feathers a little, and she can't quite control her expression, but she reels it back. ]

Is your head full sorbet? Fine. That's like calling a waterfall water or fall, but it's still part of my name.

[ or what she is. there's nothing wrong with having an ego. ]

[piteous]

I'd like to describe it as my head is full of soup sometimes.

[ Mostly when he tries to think too much, but. ]

Think of it as a nickname! They're fun, Lambda.

[diluvian]

[ don't just admit and say you call your head full of soup? who does that? ]

Lambda is already a nickname.

[piteous]

[ he has a soupy brain!! ]

That's not your real name?

[ Vash is from Trigun, so he thinks this is a real name? Look at his own? ]

[diluvian]

It is. Lambda, from Lambdaryllis. You are already truncating Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda.

[ trigun and fate/ with their bullshit names. ]

[piteous]

Ohhh, that makes sense! That's a mouthful. I think some people might have trouble saying "Lambdaryllis."

[ he means buzen ]

W1 : MONDAY

[piteous]

[ yaywon asked this question and it's there so here we are at the torture section of the museum.

Vash is holding... I guess this is just a very basic sandwich, smiling nervously. ]

[diluvian]

[ a sandwich? in the torture section? not to mention into the museum interior itself?

what a heathen. ]

There are other exhibits.

[ he doesn't have to stay. ]

[piteous]

[ vash isn't known for eating etiquette. he has terrible table manners. ]

Yeah! Why don't we go look at them?!

[ LET'S GO ]